OBAMANOMICS, SIMPLIFIED - I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for another 1.5 Trillion dollars today!
OBESITY - And Michelle Obama thinks only our kids need to go on a diet! How about putting Americans back to work and not putting everyone on government handouts!
TAX INCREASES - Anyone who thinks Democrats would use tax increases to decrease the deficit has their head you-know-where. Democrats always spend more than they have, so they need to go on a fiscal diet.